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Wood, laser & small-batch chaos

Your shortest path
to something personal.

Shop the finished weirdness, bring an oddly specific idea, or find Durrantula in person. Everything useful is right here.

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Shop engraved gifts

Funny wallet cards, natural slate, and personal gifts that do not feel pulled from a generic gift guide.

Shop everything 02

Design your own

Bring a photo, phrase, logo, memorial, inside joke, or half-formed thought. We’ll make it engravable.

Start a custom piece 03

Build custom coasters

Use the guided coaster studio to choose a direction, submit your idea, and approve the design before engraving.

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More useful places

04Shop slate coastersNatural black slate, permanent engraving, and padded feet.05Shop wallet cardsFunny, meaningful, satirical, and pocket-sized metal gifts.06Browse the design librarySee every current design in one visual catalog.07Find an upcoming eventShop Durrantula in person around northern Utah.08Find Durrantula nearbySee local stores and places carrying Durrantula goods.09Wholesale & larger ordersRetail, client gifts, events, museum stores, and small-batch runs.10About DurrantulaMeet Tanner and the disabled-owned, neurodivergent-led Ogden workshop.11Shipping, care & FAQQuick answers before or after you order.

Support Durrantula

If you want to help build what comes next, you can support Durrantula directly. The current special focus is Threadkeeper, but support helps the broader Durrantula shop, tools, experiments, and creative work keep moving.

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Voluntary support only. This is not a purchase, loan, charitable contribution, or equity investment. No goods, services, ownership, repayment, or financial return are promised, and payments are not represented as tax-deductible.

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New designs, laser process, live shows, market updates, and whatever escaped the workshop this week.

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Tools I actually use

Workshop favorites.

WeCreat LasersThe laser tools behind the chaos.Jackery Portable PowerPortable power for markets and mobile setups.

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Text the photo, phrase, rough sketch, or question. You do not need to arrive with production-ready artwork.

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